Jeny and "Gramps"
Yes, people are many, and beds are few. The dog is chewing a hole in her side, and I'm not quite sure if it isn't stress related. On a brighter note I am up to running two miles again. My Mom's biological father whom I have never met visited this weekend. We also met his wife Brenda, and Mom's brother Travis. Very long story, but God is good and we had a wonderful time. My house has kitchen cabinets! The bricks and stones are delivered and sitting in the driveway ready to be laid. I am hoping that they will be done so we can move in soon. I have decided to post several Chuck Norris jokes. If you haven't heard, they are all the rage now.
Chuck Norris is able to slam a revolving door.
Superman wears Chuck Norris P'J''s.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, his parents gave him a hammer to play with, and in turn he gave the world Stonehenge.
A few years ago Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as a beverage-now we have Redbull.
The Chinese built the Great Wall of China to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed. Miserably.
Chuck Norris once ate a box of prescription sleep medication. He blinked.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...He waits
Chuck Norris doesn't read...He just stares at a book until it gives up its information.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steriods. When it came positive, he laughed and said "Where do you think steriods came from?"
Some people fear the grim reaper...Chuck Norris calls him a promising amatuer.
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